Funky Beaver

Means a woman who has had many partners and has some type of Sexually Transmit Disease.

She has slept with the whole school. She has been around the bar several times. She slept with my best friend after they were together he realized she had a Funky beaver.

by Dirtyjack May 3, 2011

Beaver tracks

When you leave shit streaks in your underwear resembling the skid trails from beavers dragging logs through the woods

I was doing laundry the other day and found some undies with beaver tracks in them

by #Fmlfdd June 9, 2024

Beaver bat

Ur dick

Cologne..50$, new kicks..150$, goin out with a loaded beaver bat...priceless

by Mj2020 September 7, 2018

beaver ointment

Vagisil for a hairy twat

Stacey you need some beaver ointment for you're hairy twat

by redxraider February 12, 2015

Beaver bumps

Sexually transmitted worts caused by fucking half dead beavers.

That guy gave me beaver bumps.

by Chloe1776 December 6, 2018

Beaver Tailed

When u give a person a bigger dab than they were expecting. Causing heavy coughing!

You just got beaver tailed! (Cough)

by anonymous September 6, 2020

Whatsapp Beaver

A girl/boy that makes their day better then it has to be.
Sometimes this includes jumping into pools filled with donuts, or testical eating. In rare cases some WhatsApp beavers can text until the veins and blood from under ther nails pop out and stain white colored carpet. Use windex to clean the stain. Some beavers will eat their hair, but use spicey ranch bbq sauce with basil. This calls them while the forth through their yodunfrusy's.

Stop it mackenzie your starting to eat pigs ear like a "WhatsApp beaver."
It's ok veronica I like chocolate nostrils, but only on cold days.

by The One Who Writes Them Again July 14, 2015