Jew Beard

A beard sported by a Jew and located on the neck directly under the chin. It makes it an ideal spot in which to hide money, amongst other things.

Jon shaved his Jew Beard, so now we have nowhere to hide the pennies.

by cooniexp November 18, 2011

Captain Red Beard

When a female is sitting on a bearded man's face and then all of sudden, her period starts and she says "aye aye Captain" as she bleeds into his beard.

Dude, I had her straddling over my head as I was eating her ass last night, then when she said "aye aye Captain" she bled all over me and I looked like Captain Red Beard afterwards.

by Djish91 November 27, 2016

Beards

Colloquial expression used when talking about distance or time. To be used in combination with other cryptic word substitutions to piss knobheads off.

You want me to drive there? It's fucking beards away!

You fucked him last month? Fucking beards ago.

by shup July 7, 2004

asian beard

A few stubbles of hair coming from the chin.

"Hey man I see you haven't shaved in a few days, nice asian beard!"

by ibanez966 January 31, 2006

beard

slang for I don't believe you

Since john didn't believe jack, he said beard.

by moesun November 6, 2017

Skin-Bearded Bremillo

Chubby girl with a double chin. hense the skin beard.

"this party is wack... all i see is sausage and skin bearded bremillo's"

by sagz March 2, 2005

Beard Goggles

Like beer goggles, but with carnies.

Dude, never going to the circus with beard goggles... ever.

by La_Tigra January 22, 2010