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David Austin is the best ginger god in the world. Fit AF!!!!!!!!! DADDY!!! He is FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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All Hail The Ginger God - David Austin.

by A wee ginger prek April 22, 2018

port austin

A small spot on the top of the thumb here in Michigan. Where the best athletes, and all the bad asses are. Port Austiners can out drink anyone there always down for a party a lot of pretty women and if your bored and want to hang out in the summertime you meet at the breakwall in town

I’m going to party later where should I go??
-Is that even a question PORT AUSTIN!

by North Huron Warrior March 5, 2019

Leah Austin c:

Leah Austin is a beta male species of Orangutan. There characteristics consists of having red/ginger hair, having a urine-like odour, doesn't accomodate eyebrows and has clusters of freckles. They usually like to hang out in groups containing either smelly pakis or irrelevant people. Since they hang around in groups, these animals are very dangerous to handle so they're usually put in Zoos and kept in Solitary Confinement. This usually causes the Leah Austin species to get depressed and self harm. If these animals are not handled correctly, the urine-like odour will grow stronger and make the magnetic field to shift causing it to destroy the superconductivity and cause a Critical Field which will collapse the atmosphere and leave everyone exposed to incredible doses of radiation (Roughly around 2-3 sieverts per hour(this amount of radiation can cause 1/10 people to die within 1 hour of being exposed)). This will result in everyone receiving stage 4 cancer and literally rotting to death.

*at the zoo* Ricardo: "Yoo Liam! You know that Leah Austin c:? They're dangerous animals you know." Liam: "I know! If you get up close to them, they sometimes smell like urine."

by Yo wag1 mans peppa pig stiw July 13, 2019

Pulled an Austin

When someone writes a fourteen page letter to someone, confessing their love, BEFORE leaving their current partner

"Wait I thought he told Sydney he loved her, did he break up with Mia?" "No, he pulled an Austin."

by Austinsadick69 May 11, 2017

pulling an austin

The act of befriending someones gf or ex gf and then eventually telling them that he loves them and wants be with them forever only to epcily fail and get rejected. He also doesn't abide by the Bro Code and has broken just about every code in the book. Such a BRO!!! This is the last guy you want as a friend because he will betray you no matter what. He'll fuck up every friendship you have with girls because he'll be too busy trying to hook up with them. He'll also talk behind your back but when you call him out all he has to say is that he was just kidding

Example 1
Person 1:Dude look at that tool trying to hit on Jason's gf

Person 2:He's deff pulling an austin.
Example 2
Person 1:Look at Austin being such a fool trying to befriend Stacy after she broke up with Bobby. Austin's just desperate trying to get some.

Person 2. I know he's such a tool. Just look at him he look so desperate.
Person 1. Too bad for him he won't even get a kiss. It's what he gets for pulling an austin.

by Jon x2 September 20, 2010

An Austin with a Side of Bryan

When four men have group sex and one of the participants receives a golden shower. At least half of the urine must go into the receiver's mouth and be swallowed.

Hey man did you hear? Last night at the party I got an Austin with a side of Bryan.

by Joe Jackson September 1, 2008

Pulling An Austin

This is when you have a 100 average going into a final exam for a class and then you choke so horribly on that final that you end up getting a "B", "C", "D", or "F" in the class.

Austin studied so hard for his Psychology exam that he didn't study for Manufacturing and ended up Pulling An Austin.

by Cody Stone December 9, 2008