August 11th

National confess to your crush day 💗

person 1:‘oh look is brad and lisa together’
person 2:‘yeah it’s august 11th’
person 1:‘well that’s why she’s talking to him . but since it is august 25th i just wanted you to know that i’ve always liked you’
person 2:‘i’ve always liked you too delilah🫶🏽’

by naeeee🫶🏽. August 11, 2022

August 12th 2003

Gayest nigga alive with the biggest blackest dick ever!
Also a sexy beast ;)

person1: Yo bro were you born on August 12th 2003 because you black and gay as hell!

person2: nigga how you know?!

by dante;) April 5, 2024

August 1st

Post your girl bsf day cause they are special as well

post her. No sentence. Its august 1st

by Spidurh July 31, 2022

August 1st

National slut day where girls beg to be posted on their boyfriend's story not knowing that he got a kid with the local boss man. It is also a day where girls under the age of 18 suck cucumbers and shove them down their dead nan's throat.

It's August 1st

by Daddysweetknob July 31, 2022

August 2nd

national almost girlfriend day!

post ur almost girlfriend!

jake: oh no it’s august 2nd I have to post you.
his almost gf: good.

by hiiloveu August 1, 2022

August 12

August 12 is national ask a girl out day

Guy1: hey isn’t it august 12?
Guy2: oh shit it’s national ask a girl out day

by Ssuchu August 11, 2022

Viljar august Nygaard

Viljar Nygaard is a definisjon og a greek god. Viljar is also a guy who can do every thing of a sport when he touches it.
Viljar nygaard is person who people think is a weird little gnome that loves the word ni**er, because he thinks all of those should leave Norway forever. And he’s also a little bit gay.

Are you a Viljar august nygaard?
You look like a Viljar august nygaard

by Viljar august nygård December 7, 2022