Guy 1: Last night i was eating my girl out I ended up going a little too far South.
Guy 2: So you gave her a wet asshole.
Guy 2: So you gave her a wet asshole.
by tyandmonique November 1, 2017
Get the Wet Asshole mug.Someone who hits the last of a bong, bowl, or pipe. Someone who is picked or volunteers to hit mostly ash to clean out after smoking and/or before repacking.
"Give me the bong I'll be Officer Asshole"
"Officer Asshole Alert! Hit it! (hands the bowl to next person in group)"
"Officer Asshole Alert! Hit it! (hands the bowl to next person in group)"
by CARA ROSENTHOR <3 August 16, 2017
Get the Officer Asshole mug.A person who is an asshole at any distance. When you get closer and closer to them there's just more asshole. Likewise, as you get further away from them they are still an asshole.
Evan was such a fractal asshole to the girls in his first year at Lewis & Clark, that they all made sure to tell their friends and the incoming freshmen not to sleep with him.
by LCgirlscheatedonbyEvan June 5, 2013
Get the Fractal Asshole mug.an asshole kick is a kick straight in the crack for something they did making them be a complete asshole.
by Bron2lee April 4, 2011
Get the Asshole Kick mug.When two beautiful women with two very fine asses rub their assholes against each other in the same fashion as vaginal scissoring.
The first documented instance of Asshole Scissoring happened in Lagrange, IL on 03/02/14 by Jennifer L and Alison E.
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Get the raunchy asshole mug.When a random person nearly oversteps his or her physical or emotional bounds when doing normal tasks such as driving.
C: 'What the hell is that guy up to in the car in front of us?'
B: 'He is just exercising his pre-asshole rights!'
B: 'He is just exercising his pre-asshole rights!'
by thtplc July 22, 2010
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