toxic asshole

The aftermath of alcohol enemas.

Jordan: "will are you ok?"

will: "last night gave me a toxic asshole."

by asshatasshat June 26, 2016

Fractal Asshole

A person who is an asshole at any distance. When you get closer and closer to them there's just more asshole. Likewise, as you get further away from them they are still an asshole.

Evan was such a fractal asshole to the girls in his first year at Lewis & Clark, that they all made sure to tell their friends and the incoming freshmen not to sleep with him.

by LCgirlscheatedonbyEvan June 5, 2013

asshole scissoring

When two beautiful women with two very fine asses rub their assholes against each other in the same fashion as vaginal scissoring.

The first documented instance of Asshole Scissoring happened in Lagrange, IL on 03/02/14 by Jennifer L and Alison E.

by captainmark March 11, 2014

Asshole Kick

an asshole kick is a kick straight in the crack for something they did making them be a complete asshole.

Dude why u flick me?" KICK! in the crack. "Why did u give me an asshole kick?

by Bron2lee April 4, 2011

Wet Asshole

When you're licking your girls coochie, and your tongue goes too far down. It's an wet asshole.

Guy 1: Last night i was eating my girl out I ended up going a little too far South.

Guy 2: So you gave her a wet asshole.

by tyandmonique November 1, 2017

Pre-Asshole

When a random person nearly oversteps his or her physical or emotional bounds when doing normal tasks such as driving.

C: 'What the hell is that guy up to in the car in front of us?'

B: 'He is just exercising his pre-asshole rights!'

by thtplc July 22, 2010

asshole intervention

A type of intervention commonly used by conservative religious groups to discourage homosexual activity.

Alex came out to his parents and they held an asshole intervention.

by Mr. Greenwood May 31, 2009