Apple Picking

When you are above her and she is sucking your dick, but she starts to fondle your big old rusty, dusty, crusty, and wrinkly balls, and she then yanks them.

"Oh that feels good 😌... Ow! Stop Apple Picking, you fucking dirty whore!"

by ClinicallyComedic March 8, 2017

apple weirdo

An apple weirdo is somebody who likes apples to the extent that they get exited even by the thought of apples, verging on addiction.

Seb: hey I'm going to the shops, do you want any apples??
Eleanor: yes please I can't stop thinking about them!!!!!!!!
Seb: you are definitely an apple weirdo ...

by someone358625658 June 19, 2011

Apple thrower

Someone who throws apples.

That Apple thrower got arrested by the cops for throwing those apples.

by TheWordSubmitter April 13, 2017

Candied Apple

When you ejaculate on a sexual partner and immediately throw sugar on them. Only counts when the ejaculate is on the skin, if it is on hair it becomes CottonCandied. See definition for details.

My girl has a real craving for sweets, so I gave her a Candied Apple last night.

by Haze-isms February 15, 2013

Apple Grammar

The standard way of typing or verbally using Apple product terminology.

i: The "i" at the beginning of product names is always lowercase and is always followed by a capital letter (not a hyphen, space, or the like).

iPod touch: Never should be referred to as an "iTouch".
There is no such thing.

Proper Apple grammar insures I sound knowledgable about my favorite products.

I love my iPod.

I need to charge my iPhone.

Can I borrow your iPod touch?

by Apple Fan Boy November 13, 2011

Apple Head

An old sunburnt wrinkled face tweeker bitch from the I.E .

Damn! That Apple head is burnt being in the sun all day looking for aluminum cans.

by Juantastic July 4, 2018

carmel apple

A carmel apple is when a couple is having anal sex and the penetrator, inside the butt of the penetratee, whirls around the object or body part used to penetrate until a large brown ball of 'carmel' is formed. This 'treat' is then fed to the penetratee.

Billy fed Betty a huge carmel apple.

by the DH December 7, 2004