Tim Walz

A talented, likeable, deeply normal person, who understandably incurs the wrath of inadequate, repellant, deeply weird people.

Person 1: Tim Walz seems like a pretty good guy
Person 2: But he retired from the Army National Guard after 24 years of service and he forced schools to have tampons on hand and he gave kids free lunches and he's into transgender and-

Person 1: *finds a normal person to talk to*

by HamburgerHelperFreek August 11, 2024

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Tim Walz

When you inspire a massive amount of people just by being a decent human. To truly pull a Tim Walz, the situation has to be dire, and feel like there’s no way out. Then by just doing one simple act of being kind and giving, it changes the entire mood of the room.

I worked for 7 years in a toxic corporate environment, but one day a new manager was hired and started treating everyone like they mattered. He was a total TIm Walz.

by Oxford Bell August 10, 2024

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Tim Cook

The person who, upon becoming ceo of apple, did the equivalent of what McDonnell Douglas did to Boeing when they merged. Shifting them from an honest and reliable company into one that puts money above everything else.

Tim Cook becoming ceo of apple is the equivalent of McDonnell Douglas merging with Boeing. If Steve jobs hadn’t turned down the recommended cancer treatment, apple would be as reliable as it had been all those years ago. If Tim Cook bought Boeing he would probably rush out a new plane every year and make every component proprietary such as engines and landing gear tyres and end up making the plane unsafe by rushing its design like the 737 max and dc-10.

by 99586jnfuc685nfnsngyj March 22, 2025

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