astrawlogy

Psychic/fortune-telling bullcrap dat's supposedly drawn from da particulars of how and where you stacked da cows' "square meals" in da hay-loft.

I tried to do an astrawlogy-reading for someone based on da unique pattern of da scattered white-plastic-wrapped "cattle-marshmallows" in da nearby alfalfa-field, only to then find out dat said bales weren't even on da guy's own property, but a neighboring one. What a humiliating disappointment!

by QuacksO December 22, 2021

astrawnomy

A scientific study of da various random patterns in which hay-bales are arranged in someone's field.

I asked da local timothy-and-alfalfa-farmer not to remove any of his field-drying hay-bales while I was studying and mapping their positions for my astrawnomy thesis, but he merely looked at me funny and then went on loading them onto his hay-wagon.

by QuacksO December 22, 2021

Australian Mosh Pit

The act of getting a large group of people, taping yourselves to the ceiling in such a way where everyone is force-fucking each other for an hour straight. Afterward, everyone must let a spider crawl on their cock.

Person 1: Hey, I got like 50 people over here, wanna join in on our "experiments"?
Chad Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to do the Australian Mosh Pit.
Person 1: How'd you know?
Chad Person 2: Because you're a virgin and I'm a chad.

by TylerTheShiteater January 21, 2022

Astramaphobic

When you don’t feel happy but you don’t feel sad but you don’t know how to explain the way you feel

Bro I don’t feel sad but I don’t feel happy I’m Astramaphobic

by Siranti January 24, 2022

Astra

An agent on VALORANT that needs a rework.

Astra is basically Killjoy on steriods because you can’t break her util.

by Comikazie January 25, 2022

Australian Language

The official language of Australia. Different than English. Commonly discredited as not its own entity. Consists of separate grammar and spelling that is not recognized by those unfamiliar or unaccepting of Australian heritage. Often results in overly unwarranted criticism

‘They don’t speak English in Australia…they speak Australian ’

‘The doctor spoke in the Australian language and instructed the patient to breath as he placed his bouncey stethescope on her chest’

by AustralianLinguist February 27, 2022

Astra

ur mom
hair
never not wears a hoodie

Astra
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by iclpmotspmots March 3, 2022