Pre-Asshole

When a random person nearly oversteps his or her physical or emotional bounds when doing normal tasks such as driving.

C: 'What the hell is that guy up to in the car in front of us?'

B: 'He is just exercising his pre-asshole rights!'

by thtplc July 22, 2010

Wet Asshole

When you're licking your girls coochie, and your tongue goes too far down. It's an wet asshole.

Guy 1: Last night i was eating my girl out I ended up going a little too far South.

Guy 2: So you gave her a wet asshole.

by tyandmonique November 1, 2017

Smashed assholes

The someone looks. When lookong like "death" is an understaement and you need to go a few steps further.

Did you not sleep last night?? You look like a bag of smashed assholes!!

by Canthandlethistruth June 28, 2016

Asshole Kick

an asshole kick is a kick straight in the crack for something they did making them be a complete asshole.

Dude why u flick me?" KICK! in the crack. "Why did u give me an asshole kick?

by Bron2lee April 4, 2011

asshole scissoring

When two beautiful women with two very fine asses rub their assholes against each other in the same fashion as vaginal scissoring.

The first documented instance of Asshole Scissoring happened in Lagrange, IL on 03/02/14 by Jennifer L and Alison E.

by captainmark March 11, 2014

toxic asshole

The aftermath of alcohol enemas.

Jordan: "will are you ok?"

will: "last night gave me a toxic asshole."

by asshatasshat June 26, 2016

Pops asshole

A high quality 40+ rated game where you walk around the house trying to find those moaning sounds because your horny as fuck. After finding the moaning sounds which came from the guest bedroom on your 3rd floor, you open the door to find your grandpa and your girlfriend filming a porno and spraying cum everywhere which lands on you blinding you. After you spam e to wipe all the cum of your face and out of your eyes, you go up to your Grandpa who is surprised to see you and spread his asshole 8 inches wide making a little cracking sound and putting your hand up it and pulling organs out killing him in the process. You throw his body and organs out the window then fuck your girlfriend hard till she dies.

Yo dude I was scarred for life after playing Pops asshole, I don't think I will be able to have sex ever again! Although the part where he fucked his girlfriend hard was pretty nice.

by |Milas_ Mcgrawgie _Puberty123| January 6, 2020