A person who is an asshole at any distance. When you get closer and closer to them there's just more asshole. Likewise, as you get further away from them they are still an asshole.
Evan was such a fractal asshole to the girls in his first year at Lewis & Clark, that they all made sure to tell their friends and the incoming freshmen not to sleep with him.
by LCgirlscheatedonbyEvan June 06, 2013
raunchy asshole
by boston bobby March 06, 2014
The someone looks. When lookong like "death" is an understaement and you need to go a few steps further.
by Canthandlethistruth June 29, 2016
Guy 1: Last night i was eating my girl out I ended up going a little too far South.
Guy 2: So you gave her a wet asshole.
Guy 2: So you gave her a wet asshole.
by tyandmonique November 01, 2017
by GD-Defined December 26, 2013
You live on a farm and your ass hole looks like a pigs and a horses ass hole combined and there is hay stickin out its ass when it bends over and there's a donkey face on the ass hole
by Dshshgs February 19, 2016
When two beautiful women with two very fine asses rub their assholes against each other in the same fashion as vaginal scissoring.
The first documented instance of Asshole Scissoring happened in Lagrange, IL on 03/02/14 by Jennifer L and Alison E.
by captainmark March 02, 2014