toxic asshole

The aftermath of alcohol enemas.

Jordan: "will are you ok?"

will: "last night gave me a toxic asshole."

by asshatasshat June 26, 2016

Asshole Kick

an asshole kick is a kick straight in the crack for something they did making them be a complete asshole.

Dude why u flick me?" KICK! in the crack. "Why did u give me an asshole kick?

by Bron2lee April 4, 2011

asshole scissoring

When two beautiful women with two very fine asses rub their assholes against each other in the same fashion as vaginal scissoring.

The first documented instance of Asshole Scissoring happened in Lagrange, IL on 03/02/14 by Jennifer L and Alison E.

by captainmark March 11, 2014

whole asshole

to be your true self in attempt to save someone from their destiny

Shes being a whole asshole today!!

by Ann Washington July 5, 2020

Farm asshole

You live on a farm and your ass hole looks like a pigs and a horses ass hole combined and there is hay stickin out its ass when it bends over and there's a donkey face on the ass hole

Hey does he have a farm asshole it sure looks like it and I see the hay

by Dshshgs September 7, 2016

Fractal Asshole

A person who is an asshole at any distance. When you get closer and closer to them there's just more asshole. Likewise, as you get further away from them they are still an asshole.

Evan was such a fractal asshole to the girls in his first year at Lewis & Clark, that they all made sure to tell their friends and the incoming freshmen not to sleep with him.

by LCgirlscheatedonbyEvan June 5, 2013

asshole intervention

A type of intervention commonly used by conservative religious groups to discourage homosexual activity.

Alex came out to his parents and they held an asshole intervention.

by Mr. Greenwood May 31, 2009