wood fired pizza

Mmmhhmmmmm oh yeah yes oh yes mmmmmmm oh yeah

Carson: wood fired pizza, hows pizza gonna get a job now

by Rousingcashew September 28, 2019

hard wood floors

a completely shaved pussy

Do the curtains match the carpet?
I have hard wood floors.

by Jims friend November 26, 2007

Morning Wood Fairy

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.

"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

morning wood club

It’s exactly what you think it is. Anonomous gay encounters in the morning. Get On -- Get Off -- Get Out.

I said I had an early meeting, but it was actually a meeting with some morning wood club wood.

by miriaminblue August 17, 2011

trying to hold this wood

the art of asking another person if they would like to hold your Penis

yo babe you trying to hold this wood

by barrysBlumptiousBalls September 1, 2021

bear shit in the woods

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.

Q:You wanna go out drinking tonight?
A: Does a bear shit in the woods?

by PTM May 27, 2006

mouth full of wood

A mouth full of hard penis

I always hear my mom saying "i love having a mouth full of wood"

by Putty cat December 16, 2016