Glamdring Nerd

1. A prestigeous compliment of the highest honors in Middle Earth.
2. One who knows the name of Gandalf's Sword.
3. "I have all the books and I read The Silmarillion 10 and a half times."
Shana and Lani: "You guys are such Glamdring Nerds."
Josh and Jason: "Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!"
by Aazhmandius March 20, 2003
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baby nerd

A person who is really small compared to their age group, and is really smart. They often study and get straight A's. Common baby nerd names are Donald, Christopher, and Matthew. They are easily offended when called a baby nerd, and use responses such as, "What are you talking about, I go outside more than you," but these are lies 99% of the time. Baby nerds often have a babyish face with glasses. Also they often study, read, and whine.
Hey Donald your such a baby nerd.

How am I a baby nerd?

Well, your sitting their reading a geometry book in Gym.

I'm not a baby nerd!

Your a butthead and baby nerd
by Dr. Smart July 30, 2006
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Nerd Funk

A scent/odor exuded by an individual, particularly computer gamers that smells like a mixture between Body Odor, Sweat and Mold. Nerd Funk is usually accompanied by excitement, frustration, anger, "nerd rage" etc.
Dude, this place reeks of Nerd Funk
by Ponco September 15, 2009
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nerd-trend

A trend that is inherently nerdy. A nerd-trend occurs when a lead nerd decides on a new nerd activity to partake in such as online chess or scrabble. Once the activity is celebrated by the lead nerd and fellow lead nerds, sheep nerds with invariably begin to participate, leading to a nerd-rush of activity, and an eventual nerd-movement toward the next activity the lead nerd decides upon.

nerd-trends have become even more mainstream as a result of the internet and online games. Facebook applications are also at fault for many nerd-trends that have resulted in the last 5 or so years.
Marianna: Jonathan, I found this great Facebook app for online scrabble!
Jonathan: Oh goody, let's have a scrabble marathon. Best out of 7 wins!
Marianna: actually, lets look up chuck Norris jokes!

Jonathan: No way Marianna, chuck Norris jokes are an old nerd-trend.
by megachiller October 12, 2010
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evil nerd

1.)An urbandictionay user that writes bitchy definitions about a place like a high school, their teacher, a kid in their class, or even their girlfriend that dumped them.

2.)Or in general, it's someone who uses their technology power for evil.
1.) When Luke got caught giving Justin a black eye, he was suspended by the principal.
While at home, Luke transformed into an evil nerd and wrote a definition about his high school. Then he wrote definitons for Justin, Ms. Smith, and Mr. Johnson.

2.) The evil nerd hated his life and felt like punching someone. But he didn't know how to punch, so he decided to make a some malware of his own and post it on limewire.
by brian666evil July 16, 2008
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GREEK NERD

A Greek guy that spends his whole work day talking about computers with his coworkers and they pretend like they're interested.
Tom: "George keeps coming over talking to me about the computer he's building...WTF!"
Paolo: "again? you serious?"
Tom: "ya that's like the 100th time this week and its only Wednesday"
Paolo: "George is a greek nerd now. Next he'll be telling you about USB sticks"
by Greek Hernia August 17, 2011
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NERD SLAP

WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE A RANDOM POP CULTURE QUESTION AND THEIR BRAIN GOES BLANK THINKING OF THE ANSWER. WHEN YOU TELL THEM WHAT THE CORRECT ANSWER IS, THEY GET A LOOK ON THEIR FACE AS THOUGH THEY HAD JUST BEEN SLAPPED, THEN GET ANGRY AT THEMSELVES FOR NOT KNOWING THE CORRECT ANSWER.
HEY MAN, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE WHITE FURRY DRAGON IN THE NEVER ENDING STORY?

UUMMMM WELL, SHIT, LEMME THINK, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, I KNOW THIS....SHIT, I GIVE UP WHAT IS IT?

ANSWER:FALCOR.

AT THIS POINT THEY LOOK LIKE THEY GOT SMACKED, BECAUSE IT ALL COMES BACK TO THEM IN A HEARTBEAT. THIS IS A NERD SLAP.
by COLOR BLIND CRIMES June 08, 2009
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