shower wife

When a man who is married, jacks off to another woman in the shower.

My husband love's his shower wife.

by red daisy July 21, 2008

shower-cat

A secret plan, often involving a person in the process of washing.

"Ive got a great shower-cat for tonight, We steal Nicolas clothes while she is in the bath"

by chabba1234 February 10, 2008

Blue Shower

The dumping of the septic tank of a moving tour bus on a following vehicle.

"Dave Mathews' bus gave a blue shower to an unsuspecting boat in Chicago."

"A car cut off the tour bus on the freeway so the driver gave it a blue shower."

by ozomatli October 11, 2008

shower gag

The act of farting in the shower to the point of gagging, sometimes resulting in vomiting or suffocation.

shower gag gas knock out asphyxiation suffocation ungodly smell rotten ass

by MJrealdeal February 1, 2014

Shower Booty

A booty that's so damn fine, you end up thinking about it later while you're in the shower.

"Damn that's a shower booty right there."
"Have you seen a shower booty today?"

by T-Bone420 May 31, 2014

Mexican shower

Forgoing a traditional shower with water and soap, and instead using deodorant only. Typical method used to get to work on time.

I didn't have time to take a shower, so I took a Mexican shower and now I smell great.

by craZmexican4520 April 19, 2015

vegan shower

When you're eating out a girl and she shits on your head

What's that awful smell? You smell like you took a vegan shower.

by Crown Princess Bitch April 27, 2015