lawn noodle

Wimpy little arms

Stop shaking your lawn noodles at me!

by XABmckean4 May 4, 2018

steamy noodle

A gay person

Mitch Grassi is such a steamy noodle

by HelloitsDori July 22, 2017

Noodle

What a heterosexual woman becomes, when she drinks too much and makes out with any other female. This is because, a noodle is straight until wet.

Alicia is such a noodle. 3 Shots, then she's swapping spit with any chick willing to make out with her.

by bucbinky May 30, 2016

Forest Noodle

A colloquial term for dem asian type mushrooms what look like noodles from afar.

Laura called those Enoki mushrooms "forest noodles" last night when we were porking.

by DinduEnuff September 25, 2020

Poodle in my noodle

A best friend who's one in a million.

I'm so lucky to have found you, you're the poodle in my noodle.

by r siz December 5, 2014

Noodle

Verb. The act of receiving head while the female has cooked noodles in her mouth.

Person A: "Hey i have to make a quick stop at the grocery store for some pasta."
Person B: "Why?"
Person A: "My girlfriend said she would noodle me tonight."

by brown1223 October 8, 2008

noodles

The word one uses after proving their statement correct after an intense argument. the reaction used after winning an argument. The act of being put on noodles.

Bob: January has 30 days.
Bill: No it has 31 days... Noodles!

Bill put Bob on noodles after proving Bill's statement to be false.

by Em&M December 11, 2013