by DeadBread September 12, 2020

After a 7 day covid isolation period of furious solo masturbation, the Covid Clam emerges from confinement wafting its pungent odor from beneath the confinement of her sweatpants.
"Omg, did you smell Kerry today, she smells like she just came out of isolation today, what a Covid Clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".
by TheSmellyclam May 13, 2022

by God dam it February 1, 2021

A fake friend that uses you to fight boredom during Covid but stops talking to you the second they have anything better to do.
by Demonoid4242 June 16, 2021

Person A: Hey dude, can I get a Covid squirt please?
Person B: I gotchu bro! (as he hands over the hand sanitizer)
Person B: I gotchu bro! (as he hands over the hand sanitizer)
by Disruptorgun September 18, 2020

by Jumpinjaxx7 March 9, 2021

When you need a sick day so you purposely fail your symptom checker and call out as suspected Covid contact
I didn’t sleep well last night so I think I’ll purposely fail my symptom checker and just take a Covid day
by Sister Wives February 26, 2021
