light my lecher lamp

visualizing a console inside ones' head containing rows of lamps lit by various human experiences.

the lecher lamp would be the one to illuminate upon sight of a 'statuesque' human!!

similar to the cartoons, where a cartoon character would turn into a powerful vehicle (truck, e.t.c.) blowing a horn, belching smoke, revving engine and burning rubber, upon visualization of same!! (tongue hanging out, too??)

she knew she could light my lecher lamp!!

that young woman lit my lecher lamp!!

he was gay, but still lit her lecher lamp!!

by michael foolsley October 23, 2011

My Breaking Bad Bad

When someone accidentally spoils vital plot information pertaining to Breaking Bad, while enthusiastically discussing the show with someone that they THINK has caught up to the same plot points as them.

Crap! I had just learned that my new Facebook friend is totally into Breaking Bad, so I figured it was perfectly safe to discuss that amazingly badass Season 4 finale. Turns out they were only halfway through Season 2 on Netflix!

It was totally my Breaking Bad bad.

by Pets or Meat October 18, 2011

Spilled my Big Gulp

Vomit, puke, barf, etc.

"Oh gawd I just spilled my big gulp all over your shoes"

by Murpheus September 10, 2011

my son so dumb

very gud song check out u are dumb very yas

my son so dumb, IQ 21.

by Banana Got The Milk ~ ~ ~ ~ March 11, 2023

I beat my wife

A very romantic song made by lil ignorant

Person 1: Have you heard lil ignorants new song titled I beat my wife?
Person 2: Yea that shit was funny asf

by Soda 7up January 1, 2023

xanned out of my gourd

When you have too much xannys and lean in your double cup.

Man i am xanned out of my gourd right now.

by xannydoublecuplover August 4, 2017

I put my green on it

When a developer approves a pull request in github
This is in reference to the color scheme and layout of github

dev1: Looked over your PR and I put my green on it

by JacknotNoah October 15, 2018