The Mug Man

The one guy who always gets a urban dictionary mug when ever they need to buy a gift.

i got given a mug from our secret santa. guess it was from the mug man

by Eumine39 December 21, 2022

Railroad Man

A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who don’t make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land “Go fuck yourselves”. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.

“I wanna share a tale with you about the ‘Mercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, ‘Railroad Man’”

-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”

by I.E.I. Industries February 25, 2023

Fat Man's Throne

The Setup of a Reddit/4Chan/Discord User who has a U-Desk, in excess of 5+ Displays, 2 or more Computer systems, a mountain of half finished to-go food boxes, a snack drawer and mini fridge close by, a stupid amount of empty soda and beer cans, and a shit bucket under the desk

John hasn't left his Fat Man's Throne for over 9 weeks

by That High school dictionary May 26, 2022

Man

Tommyinnit is the only man EVER he is also the definition of a man. if you are reading this and think you are a man think again.

Big man tommyinnit

by tessaisverybroke February 21, 2021

Potato Man

A potato that is part man

and he is weird :|

A person:I’m Potato Man!
Everybody else:yes you are

by ØnØ November 30, 2021

The Tenth Man

The Tenth Man is the fucking retarded person in a CS:GO competitive queue who when sees the "Accept" button pop up to go into the match does not click the accept button and just lets the timer go and make every have to re-queue for the match, and you just want to fucking stomp their grape shaped head in because you have been in this queue for 7 minutes now and every time the accept button comes up The Tenth Man will just be sitting outside in his lawn chair with his crusty ass laptop sipping his fucking Martini. This is the most toxic person in CS:GO you will ever meet. If you meet someone who does this you must destroy them and dispose of their body in the nearest water bed.

Friend: Let's play some CS:GO (counter strike global offensive)
Me: Sure.

*accept button pops up*
The Tenth Man: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career

by WIld_Willy January 8, 2020

cold city man

A sophisticated man who is smart and handsome, but doesn’t not respectful towards women.

That guy walking down the street in New York with a suit was a cold city man

by Tobin Klaw October 1, 2018