Brazilian S’more

A sex act where you shit and cum into a girls ass; the cheeks are the graham cracker, the shit is the chocolate, and the cum is the marshmallow

Damn, Mitch has a nice ass to Brazilian s’more!!

by TheReidShowSNAP January 30, 2020

climactic rigor mortis

Also known as C-Rig. It is a mid-sex climactic phenomenon in which a participant reaches orgasm while incurring a series of pleasurable, voluntary, and yet debilitating full body muscular contractions.

The sweet young thing went full climactic rigor mortis on me. I almost had to give her a mouth piece.

by Lord of Thirst January 31, 2020

Loving someone more

If you love them more than your dogs but they don’t love you over their dogs

I loving someone more.

by Peeeeennnnniiiiiisssssss February 5, 2020

Mia Nicole Morello

fuckhead

i hate you go home mia nicole morello

by stinkyface123456789 March 19, 2020

mia nicole morello

the best person ever. i miss u

quarantine got me fucked up come over mia nicole morello

by stinkyface123456789 March 19, 2020

GOOD MOTHERFUCKING MORNING

helicopter

Jay sought through the air in his GOOD MOTHERFUCKING MORNING

by fgspdlöäk April 2, 2020

Marty “Party” Morrissey

A marty party is a party with THE Martin “Marty” Morrissey. Marty Morrissey is a national treasure in Ireland know for his exceptional commentary skills for RTE. He is a loveable personality with outstanding dance skills as seen on ‘Dancing With the Stars’. He is quick on his feet both dancing and on the pitch with rumours that he can outrun Usain Bolt to score a cheeky point from corner back. Legend has it he turned down a role in Baywatch. First year girls take their fake tan inspiration for wrights from Marty’s impeccably tanned forehead. Take notes he uses Cocoa Brown Extra Dark.

‘I love watching the gaelic games’
‘You only love watching Marty “Party” Morrissey”
“True”

by martyparty101 June 6, 2020