Man-oculars

Originates from and is a mixture of the words "binoculars" and "man". It is womens' personal opinions of the way in which they view men. Could be considered as an opinion, but specifically and only used when referring to a bloke! Only straight women and gay men have man-oculars.

Wanda: "mmmmm... he's fine!"
Zoe: "ergh! I don't think so! Get Your man-oculars fixed!"
Christine: "For sure! But he doesn't look so bad from a mile away, maybe you're just out of focus?"

by Amazingmanoculars April 14, 2010

Man v. Drink

A bear fight (which is a jaeger bomb followed immediately by an Irish car bomb) followed immediately by a pint of ice cold Coors Lite.

Nick made Mack take a Man v. Drink at the PI last night.

by SpokeoBoo February 24, 2012

ur nan a man

Use instead of the line: ur mum gay.

person 1: ur mum gay

person 2: no u

person 1: ur nan a man

person 2: *kills self*

by anonymous4206921694202169 May 7, 2018

Straight man energy

The worst type of energy that is exuded by cis-het men.

The straight man energy is speaking VOLUMES about you right now.

Get your straight man energy away from me!

by LingDanc803 October 3, 2023

Sexiest man alive

Ray

I will pull rays cock out and choke on that dick right here

Yeah he the sexiest man alive Michael b Jordan

by Royal fuckery🗡👑 May 7, 2022

Little man syndrome

The crippling inferiority complex that axiomatically afflicts all manlets (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10, who suffer from the devastating disability of manletism). Thusly doubly disabled, the little man syndrome-infected mental and physical midget manlet can often be found tearfully chasing after chihuahuas because the much larger heroic hounds stole his high heels, throwing a hissy fit in front of primary schools because all the other children inside are much taller than him and using a step-ladder in order to precariously balance atop of garden gnomes in an amusingly feebly attempt at feeling like a big boy for once in his laughably lowly, little life. If you are a witness to a case of little man syndrome, immediately contact the Manlet Detection Agency and, after telling the petite and effeminate, little manlet boy that short people got no reason, direct the obstinately offending humbled hobbit to the nearest manlet pit where he is to surrender his high heels, height boosting insoles and butt plug and sobbingly await his impending arrest.

Luna: Lol, do you remember when Tiny Tom "Short Fuse" Cruise girlishly jumped on Oprah's couch in 2005, like the diminutive child that he is, because he overdosed on Scientology before coming (out) on stage? Emily: Of course! How could I possibly forget such a classic case of little man syndrome? Maximum manletism - complete and utter overcompensation.

by ManletDepreciator September 26, 2024

My man

Character of Rick and Morty who plays a postman that can only say “my man”

My man

by Ethan Dolan's wife February 5, 2018