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Oh, My Cell Phone!

An exclamation to be used when something (besides a cell phone) is accidentally dropped or spilt.
Guy #1: Carefully place your mixed drink on the edge of the table and it falls! Oh, Shit! It's falling

Guy #2: "Oh, My Cell Phone!"
by ChadBalmworth February 20, 2013
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Get My Money On "GMMO"

to do what ever you want with your money. Usually meaning to party or spend on ones self. to self indulge but not excluding paying bills. Also an attitude of "lets do this" pertaining to spending money
After I get off work I'm going to get my money on. go shopping. Party at the club. Buy a high dollar toy, floss, GET MY MONEY ON "GMMO"
by Rowdy Cain February 6, 2015
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I crashed my phone

I've accidentally broken my phone by putting a glitch/ bug on it
'There's a bug glitches on my phone and it's crashed it, it won't turn on anymore I need a new one'

- I crashed my phone- is where a phone had crashed by a glitch
by Hello my name is try May 31, 2015
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liquid in my meat bag

You yell this at your girl while you guys are fucking.
Dug- The liquid in my meat bag is about to explode!

Teresa- Oh yes baby, let it go!!!
by MamaTitty November 30, 2016
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holding my clutch rod

When a young lady's glove box is overflowing and she is in need of assistance
I ended up holding my clutch rod at the side of a motorway
by jamspoon December 18, 2015
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Your mom is my dad

your mom is my dad is a phrase used to confuzzle someone you are annoyed at.
Me: Your mom is my dad

Someone else: What the fuck

Me: Yeetus to the fetus.

Someone else: MMMM...OKay then.
by Maddgymstar May 28, 2019
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Putting my faith in god

To not pullout during sex. Including when she’s on the pill.
“Last night I was with my girlfriend and things got wild and I was putting my faith in god because she’s on the pill and now I’m nervous.”
by PanteraRules666 June 7, 2019
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