pump wank

When you beat your meat before meeting up with your girl or side hoe. That way it'll look bigger when you pull it out and slap it on her forehead like a baws.

Me: Damn, my girl is coming over, i better pump wank real quick just to make it look bigger.

by PumpWankMaster May 3, 2017

Posh wank

Masturbation with a condom

I had a fat posh wank yesterday.

by Dixie RectXd January 9, 2020

Memory Wanking

When you're horny as fuck and you don't have time to pull up any porn, so you just have to remember some porn you once watched

Beau: 'You took a while in there.'
Lachlan: 'Yeah I was memory wanking!'
Beau: 'Fuckin legend'

by Your Local Perth Guide July 19, 2021

Prison Wank

Exactly what it says on the tin. To masturbate whilst in prison.

Most criminals enjoy a good prison wank.

by TheFunnyGuy88 June 29, 2022

Essex wank

Sitting at the toilet and having a shit, then in the same toilet sesh you have a wank

Dirty cunts been on the toilet for ages, bet he's having an Essex wank

by kirn October 22, 2017

Mossi Wank

While on the vinegar strokes, you scratch a mosquito bite to enhance orgasm.

I had a better orgasm when I scratched the mosquito bite on my arm. Mossi Wank

by Eddie Brezz June 24, 2023

choke wank

Wanking while choking yourself, being choked by someone else while you wank or being choked by someone else while they wank you

Im going to have the best choke wank tonight

by shukkka November 16, 2016