progressive walk

A walk at night in nature while listening to a progressive rock album.

I went on a progressive walk last night listening to King Crimson - In The Court Of The Crimson King.

by Wrenaissance January 16, 2011

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Walk-On Closet

When someone hasn't cleaned their room in such a long time that everything is on the floor and it is quite literally a closet that is walked on.

Mom: Jonny, I was putting your socks away in your room and it's like a Walk-on closet in there!! How long has it been since you've cleaned it?
Jonny: About 3 years...

by Schmlaa. December 22, 2008

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Plug Walk

The irregular way a person walks when they have the plug(i.e. buttplug) inside of them.

Guy 1: Is your girlfriend okay? Why is she walking like that?
Guy 2: She's doing the plug walk.
Guy 1: Nice.

by lorduub January 26, 2022

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J Walk

A nickname for the bassist of Panic At The Disco, Jon Walker.

Concert Attendee 1: "OMFG, is that J Walk!?"
Concert Attendee 2: "I think that's the drum tech..."
Concert Attendee 1: "You ruined my life."
Concert Attendee 2: "Why would he even be onstage if this is a TAI concert?"
Concert Attendee 1: "I HAVE DREAMS, YOU KNOW!"

by lovelyellyyo August 19, 2008

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walk the dog

To engage in the act of smoking methamphetamine. The term is documented to have originated from University Place or U.P. in Washington state. Most commonly used when a person or group of friends are about to partake in the action of smoking meth. Where as they must find an excuse or reason to leave their current " chilling " situation so no one knows what they are going to go do.

Hey man, I could go for another pick me up right now because I don't have the energy to pull another motor. Just go tell " them " that we're going to go walk the dog and we'll be right back.

by PezoCon January 6, 2008

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