vagina marshmellows

A very soft and fluffy vagina, possibly used as food.

"Oh wow, look at those vagina marshmellows on the field."
"Damn, I wanna be drowned in them some day."
"Don't worry... That's how I will die."

by NexusDestroyers February 10, 2008

Crooked vagina

vagina that does not pleasure the male shaft

Chelsea Rigley sure has a crooked vagina! I surely wouldn't tap that.

by Real World Cancun January 16, 2010

Vagina Chill

Vagina Chill is an adjective used to describe someone, usually a female, who is comfortable talking about her vagina.

Guy 1: Hey man, do you think it would hurt if you got sand in your vagina?
Girl 1: No, but it would hurt if you had sex on the beach, it'd be like sand paper rubbing in there.

Guy: Wow, you're pretty Vagina Chill

by the one pseudonym May 29, 2010

Vagina Mop

Tampon

Jessica went to the bathroom with her purse because it is time to put her vagina mop in.

by therusteee September 29, 2008

a whale's vagina

san diago

anchorman explains how the city was named after "a whale's vagina"

by eltoro86 September 19, 2013

Vagina Shiner

(n) vaginal trauma caused by a thrusting blow with a fist; the resulting bruise formed by punching the vagina.

Sally was being a bitch, so to teach her a lesson I punched her between the legs; gave her a real bad vagina shiner.

by Barry the Bear January 31, 2010

vagina mint

I mint used to cure a smelly or foul tasting vagina

"That girl has a smelly vag"
"well then get her vagina mints!!!"

by Uncle-Frank December 16, 2006