Unicorn

Unicorns are the best creature. They make your heart melt with one look and fill your mind with magic rainbow poop. Eat this, you will fly off to happy land

Oh my gollygosh, did you see that unicorn yesterday?!

by Unicornhippie May 3, 2018

Unicorn

A flying magical pony.

All the little girls love them.

The unicorn flew through the clouds.

Unicorns are magical creatures, blessed with flight, magic, and wisdom.

by probably a しょたこん January 31, 2018

Unicorn

A mythical creature, looking most like a horse with a horn, but it farts glitter and rainbows.

The unicorn flew in my dream!

by Ina_w January 7, 2019

captain unicorn porn

One whom regularly enjoys viewing porn of the unicorn variety, and/or has excessive amounts of unicorn porn on his porn viewing device, usually fat, smelly, acne riddled, mentally retarded, and/or socially awkward

Yo captain unicorn porn has a ton of unicorn porn on his phone

by Captain unicorn porn July 12, 2014

Fucking the Unicorn

When you decide to have sex with your lover, who is unfortunately (for both) menstruating. Also, she has been plugged with a tampon, strings all a'danglin'. During intercourse, the tampon appears to slide out, much like the horn of a unicorn.

A potentially sedate weekend in Daylesford may have been caused by an awkward round of "Fucking the Unicorn"...

....Neeeeiiighhhh!

by Not High Enough In A Hammock August 19, 2012

unicorn

Every name for a dick.

WOW that guys got a big unicorn

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

unicorn with sunglasses

Heterosxual act where the female has her mouth placed upon the man's anus. Thus placing his testcles before her eyes with the base of his penis at her forhead. Of course this may also work between two men.

I had her looking like a unicorn with sunglasses.

by Long Shoe Larry March 9, 2008