University of Wisconsin Madison 

The University of Wisconsin Madison is a public university in Madison, WI. It is generally known for its excellent Engineering and Business Programs, both of which are rated highly by both the Princeton Review and US News. UW-Madison also has excellent science programs, including Physics, Chemistry, and Biology. It is the flagship school of the UW system, as it usually refers to itself as "Wisconsin" (see wisc.edu, or the newly named "Wisconsin School of Business) and generally bashed by those who cannot get in. With its student population of roughly 41,000, it is one of the largest public universities in the US. The campus is located in downtown Madison, bordering Lake Mendota. Home to such progressives as Robert La Follette, and also due to its vast number of protests in the Vietnam War era, the city, including the university, has gained a reputation as being a hotbed of liberalism, which makes it a very awesome place. All in all, its a "public ivy", and thus you have to work very hard, but actually get a degree thats worth something. Also, there is a bit of partying between the constant barrage of papers and tests, thus giving Madison its legendary status.

Person A: "The University of Wisconsin Madison is a really shitty school"
Person B: "You're just saying that because you couldn't get into Madison."
Person A: "No i'm not"
(Day before)
Person A: "Oh, I got a rejection letter from Madison. Well, it looks like i'm going to Parkside."

(New Student at Madison)
New Student: "What the f**k is that thing?"
Not Noob: "That is Mosse Humanities. The most polarizing building on campus."
New Student: "Doesn't it look like a futuristic fortress from a 1960's film?"
Not Noob: "Yes, yes it does."

"Yay, I got a Business or Engineering degree from UW. I'm going to be very rich/powerful very soon. Bow."

University of Wisconsin Madison by TheDictionKing January 8, 2009

Stanford University 

School with all the prestige of an Ivy, yet with the California climate, girls, and open-mindedness.

Stanford. Best in Athletics AND Academics.

Stanford University by Hmmm July 3, 2004

Seattle Pacific University 

This private school is home to many from a variety of backgrounds. Most people think that the students here live in a bubble but check out their controversial SPU postsecret FB page and you might be persuaded otherwise

This school is well known for their nursing, education, business and music programs, along with many others

The Falcon sports teams are occasionally successful, at least the ones that they can keep up, which does not include football

The ratio here is well known to be 3:1 girls to guy which is fortunate for any guy, and every girl's worst nightmare. The ratio causes big headed guys, who come to expect the ladies to chase them down. The dress code is unspoken, a product of the ratio and never varies. Only the classiest for the girls at SPU
"Hipster" is the style that everyone at SPU gets converted to

Not everyone here is a rich kid, even Emersonians

6th West Ashton is home to the Orange Men, the male spirit crew at SPU

Gwinn is the only dining hall and is exceptionally great for most of Freshman year but shortly after, gets quite boring

There are only 4 dorm buildings, each with their own distinct personality, but are all community oriented

SPU has many opportunities for religious events, and activities including Wed. night worship, Urban Involvement weekly service, and SPRINT international program

"Let's apply to Seattle Pacific University, since the people there are so great!"
"You seem different, oh now you're an Seattle Pacific University guy…"

Seattle Pacific University by SPU-er November 26, 2011

University of St. Thomas 

A school located in St. Paul, Minnesota that was established for spoiled, rich kids who think their shit doesn't smell. It is a collaboration of douches who become sexually aroused at the very sight of an Abercrombie & Fitch logo.

Person 1: I love myself, even if everyone around me thinks I'm a douche in my Abercrombie & Fitch clothes. Where should I go to school?

Person 2: You should go to University of St. Thomas with all the other douche bags!

University of St. Thomas by What the fuck is a Tommies? September 14, 2010

Capital University 

Capital University is best described as one of the best private colleges in Ohio. The parties are amazing, the people are awesome, and the classes are great. I think that the frats KSU and DTU are pretty tight with a good party almost every week!!

Capital University is one of the best places in Ohio to further enhance ones education level.

Capital University by Jerry 19 January 26, 2009

Universable 

The ability of an item to be used on or for anything in multiple directions or on multiple sides.

"That bitch Betsy did my laundry, gave me a blumpkin, did my accounting and homework. When you flip her upside down she fixed fixed my car, took it in the ass, and sprayed orange juice out of her nipples. That universable skank is whats up.

Universable by virchung September 13, 2010

Unversed 

Unlike the first defination, the Unversed are beings created from Foul emotions. The rest is true.

SPOILERS

Vanitas (Also referred to as 'The Boy in the Mask', or 'The Apprentice') is the cause of the unversed that relentlessly attack Terra, Aqua, and Ventus in the game Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep.

"..The unversed are everywhere. Xehanort was rigth about the boy in the mask.."
-Terra

Unversed by The Only Frosty September 23, 2010