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Turkey Induced Coma

Turkey Induced Coma -- the deep sleep that one goes through after eating a large turkey dinner, usually on Thanksgiving and Christmas
"Don't bother trying to wake your dad, he's in a turkey induced coma."
by TooSick4U November 26, 2009
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cook a turkey with gravy

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.
"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?
by Ron March 27, 2007
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jive-turkey-sucka

This phrase, most commonly used as an insult to call out an oppositional party, was popular in the 70's for its dissuasive finesse.
NOTE: To amplify power, use in conjunction with snapping and elaborate gestures.
"Bring it you jive-turkey-sucka!"

"Oh no you di'int you jive-turkey-sucka! Don't even trip or I'll bust a cap on you and that ghetto-nappy hair! Fo' Shizzle!"
by Spencer the silly lemur October 24, 2006
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Turkey neck dinner

Turkey neck dinner is when someone give deep oral sloppy pleasure to the penis and tries to speak while gurgling the tip of the penis sounding like a choking turkey
Sasha gave Muzz a turkey neck dinner under the Thanksgiving dinner table
by Skepp Muzz April 12, 2020
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turkey horse shoe

a slice of bread with slices of turkey, french fries and melted cheese on top. Origin of the Food is Central Illinois (Stewardson, IL)
A-dude whats for lunch today?
B-turkey horse shoe!
A-sa-weet!
by Jay Jay Porelempo September 23, 2007
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Jive ass Turkey

A damn fool, who constantly acts foolish and ignorant
Matthew Symonette is a jive ass turkey.
by Lit Up January 27, 2007
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Get Your Turkey

Synonym for "Get Some", get your turkey can be used by either sex to describe the fulfillment of sexual desires.
Lexi: "Oooh. Charles' party saturday night is going to be awesome. I hope Luhhron is gonna be there"
Madz: "Why? You like him?"
Lexi: "Yeah girl. But im nervous around him."
Madz: "Oooh Girl. Just Get Your Turkey!!"


Madz: "I like him so much but his crazy ex is always around."
Lexi: "dont be intimidated by her! That girl ain't the butcher! She cant keep you from getting your turkey!"
by MadzandLexi April 20, 2009
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