One of those times when your balls accidently get caught in the vice like grip of a waffle iron and are never the same again.
Bro I was drinking while making waffles last night and accidently made myself a steaming plate of hairy waffles. Shit hurts man.
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Homosapian male 1: My dick small like shit
Homosapian male 2: Medium waffle
Homosapian male 1: Understandable
Homosapian male 2: Medium waffle
Homosapian male 1: Understandable
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