oreo salad

The Oreo dessert fat people call a salad to make themselves feel better about themselves.

Person 1: Ay yo, you want some Oreo salad?

Person 2: wtf! Why would you put Oreos in your salad??
Person 1: nah dude, there's not actually a salad.
Person 2: Huh?!?

by Autree April 2, 2017

salad slut

someone you summon for salad

"Hey do you want to get dinner?" "No, I'm not your salad slut."

by nunana February 21, 2017

Toss salad

To destroy a something during a search warrant

Man, those cops sure know how to toss salad

by Yo-momma123 December 7, 2016

burger salad

A meal probably made by a male college student who doesn’t know how to cook.

Yo Fez what is that?
This right here? It’s a burger salad.
Lol a what???
Burger Salad! You know, just some ground beef on iceberg!!

by patrickkrak May 29, 2018

Crispy Salad

When a girl does not shave her pubic hair and she has her period and getting it all on her hair, thus making it as crispy as a potato chip.

Rick- Did you hear lisa has a crispy salad

Jabrari- Yea I can hear and smell it from here

by Traviseatsdick April 18, 2015

Robo Salad

In the year 2000 when man eating robots have wiped out the human race, Robot's will only have this lovely snack to enjoy.

"Robot Butt holes"

"Mecha toss my Robo salad"

by tuggles March 9, 2010

Seafood Salad

When a girl gives head to a guy who has crabs

Kim did not realize that Bobby had crabs, so she unwittingly had a seafood salad while blowing him

by TheUnsilentMajority April 13, 2013