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Tim Walz

A talented, likeable, deeply normal person, who understandably incurs the wrath of inadequate, repellant, deeply weird people.
Person 1: Tim Walz seems like a pretty good guy
Person 2: But he retired from the Army National Guard after 24 years of service and he forced schools to have tampons on hand and he gave kids free lunches and he's into transgender and-

Person 1: *finds a normal person to talk to*
by HamburgerHelperFreek August 11, 2024
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Tim

Tim thinks this urban dictionary thing is stupid. Tim understands that all of these good things being said about him on urban dictionary we’re just made by people like him so they could post about it on their Instagram story
Tim what’re you doin with all that cake on a thanksgiving Thursday afternoon.
by BimothyTunker November 23, 2021
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Tim cheese

Tim cheese is the murderer of john pork, john pork was tryna smash tiana cheese (tim cheese's wife) and therefore he was murdeered brutally by tim cheese, tiana cheese has come out stating that the reason she went for john pork is due to tim cheese abusive and vulgarness around his own wife, many other people have came up about the case such a pengu. The detective of this case is agent 5.5, a balding old man that constantly looks like he is on some sort of weed. the case is yet to be closed and there is still lots more information to come, there has been hints of quandale dingle and other randoms being in the lore, but agent 5.5 must approve of this otherwise it's nonsense and not canon.
Tim cheese missed the head he was getting from tiana cheese so he swiss chessed john pork
by Kurzi :) March 30, 2025
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Tim

Tim is a guy of a greek origin. He's not the tallest but not on the dwarfish side either. He's a Trump voter and loves baseball. He doesn't like New York Yankees caps because he thinks they are too basic. He believes a nap a day keeps the doctor away. Or two naps. His favorite leisure time activities apart from napping are ghosting, shaving his head and listening to his friend's playlists on Spotify so he never runs out of new music. Tim is a product of American SWAG culture. Tim's liver is a survivor...and that's fine.
Hey, who's that guy rubbing his belly on a baseball match? Oh, that's Tim.
by Iworkfromhome April 20, 2017
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The Tim Parks

1. The act of parking your dick in your woman, wife, etc... while only wearing Timberland boots. 2.Having sex wearing only timberland shoes or boots.
"I pulled the Tim Parks, plowed that hoe with nothing but my timberland boots on"!
by Jploppert April 21, 2018
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Timming

The occurrence when one's vocal chords fail to flow smoothly, thus, resulting in a crack in one's voice. After the mentioned cracking, almost everyone in the room must respond with some reference to Tim Hayes. I.E. "What was that Tim?"
"I think Mike is going through puberty."

"Tell me about it, he's fucking Timming out of control."
by Schuyler VanBuren January 6, 2008
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Tim Roberts

He will hunt you down if you fail your imedia course
"You failed your imedia course, Tim Roberts is coming for you"
by ddudbt asd January 13, 2022
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