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The Alaskan Thunder Cruise

The Alaskan Thunder Cruise is when you hit a THC vape pen from your anus by putting the THC vape pen into your asshole.
yo did you here about james he got geeked hard by the Alaskan Thunder Cruise.
by Dr Huy Ash March 1, 2025
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Pearl Thunder

When someone ejaculates in their partner’s ear canal, producing a sound similar to thunder.
Oooh Oooh! Get ready for the pearl thunder!
by TeskarTheBlindSquid April 3, 2023
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thunder cunted

Prince Andrew and I were completely thunder cunted last night.
by Hblake2317 April 22, 2015
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Thunder X Ashley

by LazrTrackz November 27, 2021
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War thunder

A game that is for holocaust denying wehraboos and tankies who think Joseph Stalin is funny, or dumbass Americans
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`~`Electricity`~`Thunder`~`Rock`~`Air`~`Fire`~`Water`~`Void`~`Is`~`A`~`Hymen`~`
`~`Electricity`~`Thunder`~`Rock`~`Air`~`Fire`~`Water`~`Void`~`Is`~`A`~`Hymen`~`
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
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Thunder-cunt

The action of using ones entire body and soul to punt an object with as much force as physically possible and as far as physically possible, this is done usually in an aggressive manner and This manoeuver is typically reserved for toddlers since they are fucking evil shittlings that terrorise anyone within earshot with satanic shrills and they crave nothing but blood, violence and breast milk however, anything small enough is thunder-cuntable

There are a few reasons as to why one may decide to "thunder-cunt" a child, animal or object however it is most commonly done as a result of the perpetrator being annoyed or irritated by the target or simply as a joke as it is fucking hilarious. The sole exception is toddlers as it is obligatory to greet them with an almighty thunder-cunt.

The exact origins of the meme remain unknown however it was first popularised by a comment left on an Instagram reel of a child snarling and chasing the camera man and the meme had resurfaced in the comments section of multiple YouTube shorts.
Person 1: that kids god awful screaming is driving me fucking insane.

Person 2: give me a second *thunder-cunts the child*

Person 1: thank you so fucking much
by Ethishaam May 30, 2024
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