Made from the meme and horrible company name "B.J. Champion". If someone says your mom has a champion van, basically they're calling your mom a cock-sucker. This also can apply to anyone who is not your mother.
Student: "Mrs. Woods, do you drive a champion van?"
Teacher: "What?"
Other Students: "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Teacher: "What?"
Other Students: "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
by Definition Sensei October 13, 2016
Get the champion vanmug. An Amazing Guy Who Knows Anything About Everything. He Will be the nerdiest in the pack but the nicer girls are always attracted to him. he is in peak physical condition and will never skip a second without the boys. he also knows every nook and Cranny in most Video Games.
by Crewapp October 15, 2020
Get the Vanmug. a very hot persons last name it is dutch, if you happen to date one he will wow you with his big penis and amazingly toned abs so stay with the man with this last name me i met one myself i gave him great head and chocked on on his big dick then he analed me and i moaned so hard hes so hot and you should love mr van kuyk
fuck me harder daddy (mr VAN KUYK)
by DADDYFINDER69 May 22, 2018
Get the van kuykmug. Person A: “hey wanna come over? I can pick you up”
Person B: “Hell no dude! Your mom van smells like someone died in there”
Person B: “Hell no dude! Your mom van smells like someone died in there”
by CarloVillasana_ July 9, 2020
Get the Mom Vanmug. This is the name of a beautiful girl from Vietnam. She loves to dance and will annoy you to death with her killer moves. Aside from being drop dead gorgeous and artistically gifted, she is also an intelligent being. If you meet someone like her, hold unto them for as long as you can and treat them right.
by stewbananananaannanaaaaaa November 24, 2021
Get the Van Nguyenmug. Van Dielen
If you ever come across someone with the last name Van Dielen then your in luck. They are they are the most funniest crazy loudest people ever and have a ginormous heart. These people will always make you laugh and always have something fun in mind. There so exciting and super fun to hangout with. you should definitely never let them go because your life will be a bore without them. In other words they put piazzas in your life. Van Dielens ROCK!
by bbygirlabril7 April 7, 2022
Get the van dielenmug. The car used to abduct children
Always trying to flirt girls but ends up getting hated on
He tries not to try hard at all
Gets bullied by BIG KIDS
Always trying to flirt girls but ends up getting hated on
He tries not to try hard at all
Gets bullied by BIG KIDS
by Frixion fred March 14, 2019
Get the Vanmug.