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tool

a douchebag who sucks up in order to further his own agenda, but whose self interest is embarrassingly transparent
a politician, e.g. al gore is a gigantic tool!
by Emily H L August 26, 2010
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tool

someone who tries way to hard to fit in, pisses people off, and makes an ass of themselves. usually one with an ugly girlfriend he smashes alot but says she is hot...
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by crazymofo69 November 24, 2009
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Cock n Lock Tool for sexiness

Fuck I forgot my Cock n Lock tool for sexiness at home see you in 5.
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Tool

A person with an overly inflated ego who happens to think he’s the baddest mother fucker to walk planet earth and never hesitates at any chance he gets to remind you of that. They usually put a TON of effort in trying to come off much cooler than they actually are. Also usually for the most part unemployed.
Did you see Jakes story?” “yeah, lmao. That’s like his 5th memory he’s posted today that was older than 5 years ago!” “Haha he’s such a tool!”
by Wrench monkey April 19, 2023
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Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool

The T.V's knackered again. Fetch me my Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool.
by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015
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Tool

Most of the definitions of "Tool" on this website talk about people who are easily taken advantage of, but they forget the OTHER definition:
Tool is a Progressive Metal band known for songs like Sober, Schism, Forty Six & 2, and The Pot
by KaijuNerd September 6, 2025
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tool

by arden123 December 10, 2009
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