Floor-tongue

Imaginary Tongue made up by some one who is stoned.

As Demerald got high.. Billis mc trumpis tryed to give him a mint then dropped it.. Then Demerald says oh shit the Floor-Tongue got it!

by Demerald420 March 11, 2010

Yoshi tongue

When a man’s sack and balls dangle out from his shorts, thus resembling Yoshi’s outstretched tongue when he tries to catch and eat Goombas in Mario.

“Did you see that guy’s Yoshi tongue”

“Yeah, must be trying to catch him some Goombas”

by Ed word Murphy June 22, 2022

tongue kagels

Act of linking envelopes.

I just licked 250 envelopes. I really got my tongue kagels in today.

by Ron Plaetzer July 13, 2006

smack tongue

Something that your girlfriend or wife says not to do when you go out and she's not with you.

Man: I'm going out with my friends tonight, want to come?
Girl: No, I'm tired. Just don't smack tongue tonight.

by Chriscu November 30, 2015

Clam Tongue

When a woman's Labia Minora sticks out past the Labia Majora, kind of popping out like 👅. This kind of resembles a clam sticking out its tongue.

A: Ummm what's that hanging from her coochie?!?
B: What, oh that?!? Yeah she's got that Clam Tongue

by crazymimoob June 6, 2024

Tongue Hung

The title you give someone who gives the best oral sex you've ever had in your life. The gender reversed term of Throat Goat.

Me to my BFF: ugh that guy's such a douche, I only keep seeing him because he's so tongue hung.

by GenericCultLeader February 28, 2021

tongue puncher

One who kisses ass for their own gain

( for example lower management)

Littoral example : To punch the asshole with the tongue in a persuasive yet aggressive manner.

"Has anyone seen the boss he is off tongue punching the CEO?"

He is such a tongue puncher.

by Maine roots March 16, 2017