Super Straight

Super Straight is the sexual orientation for those who are heterosexual, and only like those who identify with their assigned gender at birth.

Peter: Hey Tiffany, I officially identify as super straight.
Tiffany: Uhhh, like what, like what does that mean? Like, is it like being straight but just super duper into women? Like more than usual?
Peter: Well, I am super into women for sure - but it means that I'm into women who was born female, y'know? Like the ones who create babies, get periods and all that shit...
Tiffany: Well, like, that makes sense I guess..

by Desm0ndTutu March 10, 2021

Super Straight

Code word for Super Stupid's, those that are neurotypical but act as if they have cognitive struggles/mental disabilities.

Woman1: You know I would date him but he is a Super straight.
Woman2: What? That's a shame, I wonder why he behaves that way.

by anonymous March 11, 2021

Straight Homo

Someone who defines themselves as “Straight,” but acts and is gay.

Alex Ibarra is a straight homo.

by Gay Roach September 26, 2018

Straight Jook'n

To dance with unbelievable fervor on beat and in context.

"Just finished watching the Soul Train documentary, and the people on the show were Straight Jook'n"

by Ditigal_Crates February 6, 2010

Bellmead straight

A worthless (or empty) poker hand that would have been a straight except it had teeth (cards) missing. Example 3,4,6,7,8. Residents of an impoverished community outside Waco, Tx. often have teeth missing.

Well , I was drawing to a flush , but wound up with a Bellmead straight.

by Murphythelaw August 1, 2018

super straight

you defined yourself as super straight when you never felt a woman touch, and your genitals are bellow average

person1: Hey, are you super straight?
person2: Yeah, but i am still proud about it

by stankomasina March 10, 2021

Straight Pussy

Someone who is, in the full sense of the word, a pussy

Guy #1: Bro did you see Nolan today??
Guy #2: Yeah he's a Straight Pussy.

by The Mac Daddy Yall December 19, 2018