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Dirty Shopping

When he pulls his cock out her ass covered in shit and goes into her pussy.
She drank sooo much of that homemade wine he went dirty shopping all night long!
by VinoDaddy April 16, 2022
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Shop Whore

A woman in a Auto Shop or Dealership who sleeps with every Technician. Every shop has one.
Yo Jimbo what were you doing earlier? I was cuddling with the shop whore in the back of the green mercury!
by Dukeraiders0419 February 28, 2024
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Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"
Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014
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gift shopping

A verb when you walk into a gift shop and shop for gifts
Jimmy: "Hey man, want to go gift shopping?"

Charles: "Yeah man, I love sift shops!"
by Asseater69000 October 21, 2017
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Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"
Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014
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Shop

Mean you got style, you know how to dress yourself, trendy, adorable.
That outfit is so Shop.
by Ayawn90 September 8, 2019
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shopping-cart hockey

Refers to da steps-saving groceries-trolley-returning practice whereby ya halt a few yards from da cart-corral in da parking lot and then give da cart a speedy push so dat it (hopefully!) rolls da rest of da way into da corral, thus scoring a "goal".
I always love seeing my "aimed and released" shopping-cart roll smoothly between da walls of da corral; shopping-cart hockey is even more satisfying, though, if said cart also clatters itself into place at da end of da line of other carts in da corral.
by QuacksO November 10, 2024
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