Pocket Music

The noise that results when a music player is left on, but the ear buds were earlier put in the pocket for some reason and forgotten.

We both thought we were hearing shit, it turned out it was his pocket music.

Me: You hea summthin dawg?
Jamal: Nah dawg you straight trippin.
Me: Shiiiiiiiiiit nigga it was just pocket music!

by RITStonerKid April 7, 2011

Condom pocket

The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.

Where you putting your drugs, man?

Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?

Duh?

by Shuaman April 27, 2019

Pocket Fossil

A term used for what used to be a receipt of purchase or whatever piece of paper was left in a pocket prior to washing.
The subsequent product is a hard clump of white material.
Sometimes with undecipherable writing, only hinting at what useful information it used to hold.

Uh... sorry I forgot I put your number in a pair of jeans I just washed and is now a pocket fossil.
Can you gimme your number again? I promise I'll call you.

by JustaJoe January 23, 2013

Piss Pocketing

pissing in a woman's vagina, sexually, or for some other fucking reason, may be used as a noun too: (piss pocket).

"Oh yeah that's some GOOD piss pocketing."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

pocket bomb

When you text someone repeatedly so they will feel the shake until they reply.
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me: Dude where are you?
them: crickets
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them: stop with the pocket bomb!

by mtPoopsAlot June 12, 2017

Pocket Picking

When your balls are itchy but you don't want to publicly scratch them, so you put your hands into your pockets and scratch your balls so nobody can see.

1) "Are you pocket picking your balls?"

"Yeah man, my balls have been itching all day!"

"Well at least pocket picking will prevent anybody from seeing you scratch your balls"

2) "My balls itch, i think I'm gonna pocket pick them"

by Slicklizard August 16, 2010

pocket fuck

An intimate couple consisting of an abnormally large male and an excessively small female; the female is so miniscule when juxtaposed with the gargantuan male that it is said she could fit in the male's pocket

"Goddamn that is a pocket fuck."

by Plinty O'Toole Craven Moorehead Harry Beaver Jack Ofsalot September 6, 2007