Dirt waffle

Used to describe an extremely beat up and well used vagina. Specially after the act of shitting on her saggy piss flaps.

Also, derogatory term for the taint of a nasty, trashy, dirty male, with no drive and zero accomplishments.

Except a meth addiction

Man, after I took that girl home on Saturday, I was afraid of exploring her ladybits, due to the rancid smell of that slimy dirt waffle!

Fuck that guy, I'll kick him right square in the dirt waffle!

by BoJakson October 25, 2024

Dirt person

Unworthy subhuman person who is often greedy selfish and does nothing to contribute to the betterment of mankind

All Kyle does is mooch and try bang my girlfriend he is such a dirt person

by Mtg187 September 18, 2022

Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt

People of a high-status should never downgrade themselves to the same tactics that lowlifes do; which includes but, not limited to trash-talk, mudslinging, rumor spreading, gossiping, slandering, lying etc.

Ronald Reagan always believed Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt and that's why he never ran on a slander campaign.

by EmJayee February 9, 2021

Dirt Legalize

When you register an off-road vehicle so it can be ridden on the street, such as a dirt bike, atv, utv, or military vehicle. You can't always just walk into your local DMV to get it registered, so you have to use a special process, often called getting Dirt Legalized.

Hey John, how did you not get pulled over for riding your dirt bike on the street?

I simply Dirt Legalized it!

by James54956 February 8, 2021

Loser Dirt

Men who act like the dirt you can’t even grow anything in, the kind of dirt that doesn’t even make good mud.

Tyler is the Biggest Pile of Loser Dirt.

by BunnyIsRight777 May 21, 2025

Dirt-dweller

Land people, people who live on Terra firma.

Derogatory term for land lubber, used by the cruising community to show distaste for the perfectly curated life on land with no highs and lows.

A dirt-dweller will never appreciate the beauty of little things like sunsets and time with friends as much as a sailor. Part time cruisers are part time dirt dwellers.

by Tsarah September 7, 2025

Dirt(y)

To be profoundly good at something; to exceed in one skill.

He won the MVP in the little league, he's so dirt(y).

by LilJohn2400gang😢 August 21, 2022