ghost unicorn

A actual retard or someone that's IS A STRAIGHT dumbass.

Also can mean a MLG

Your honestly a ghost unicorn right now.

by Thatmlggamer September 15, 2016

Goin' Unicorn

The act of putting your head between your bricked up friends legs to mimic having a unicorn horn.

Mom Person - "What the hell are you two doing!?"
Person One - "Oh shit-"
Person Two - "Wait! I can explain! Were Goin' Unicorn!'
Mom Person - "No! You're goin' to a mental institution!"

by DreamyDough February 23, 2024

portland unicorn

When the clitoris of a woke lesbian is sucked soo hard that it becomes a decent sized penis for a period of time. This can cause depression in the subject and they may need counseling.

OMG! Taylor gave Madison a MASSIVE Portland Unicorn. Now she’s locked herself in her room & wont come out!!

by UknowhatImean November 1, 2023

Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream

1. A lie.
2. A figment of the imagination
3. Something that never existed

"I thought I payed the rent but I guess it was just Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream."

by anonymous April 24, 2023

Unicorn

The man that wants to know you and understand your mind before any physical contact.

Guuuurrrrl, he’s a unicorn if he hasn’t even tried to kiss you yet.

by Billy-Soo May 5, 2020

Unicorn

An underweight horse that comes to a point.
Why the heck did you look this up?

Oh look at the random unicorn on capital hill!

by Bear0425 December 8, 2021

Unicorn

A unicorn are supposed to be an animal extremely unusually rare and beautiful hence when you find a person who has a look or style to them which you normally find a turn off or something your normally just not into at all attractive, that would make them a unicorn and just like with little girl and unicorns in some cases when you find a unicorn due to there rarity and shock factor can cause some people to become obsessed or have delusions of being in love.

You: hey that guy over there with the long hair is unbelievably hot.

Friend: I thought your not into guys with long hair?
You: I'm not. He's just a UNICORN.

Friend: I can tell. You haven't stopped staring at the man since he got here.

by B. Rexx January 6, 2025