The Unemployment Aisle 

This is where you can do self check out in grocery stores and such.

I'm in such a hurry and I only have 3 things to buy. I'm just going to have to use the unemployment aisle!

The Unemployment Aisle by cher_cherbear January 5, 2017

the urge to murge 

The urge to murge means you want to have sex.

Will has the urge to murge with Grace.

the urge to murge by Great.griffin April 19, 2017

The Udder of Sympathy 

When one is going through a life struggle and is thirsty for sympathy. Like how a calf has an extreme thirst for it's mother's udder milk.

In most common cases this is illustrated through the likes of social media.

"Sophie broke up with her boyfriend and posted a status about it on facebook. With the help of her friend's supportive comments and 1026 likes, Sophie felt replenished from the udder of sympathy can now continue on with her fucking life"

The Udder of Sympathy by mupsaucer May 26, 2017

THE UMBRELLA 

You put your penis inside the woman, while you are sloppy. Then you grow inside of her like a umbrella. If you are a pro, you can also get your penis sloppy again at any time

She really likes, when i do THE UMBRELLA in her

THE UMBRELLA by Josva June 14, 2017

The unicorn 

When youre about to fuck a girl from behind and stick a big suction cup dildo to her forehead like a horn. While she hesitates in utter confusion, you slide your dick real quick into her ass, making her then gallop in excitement, much like a horse.

"Yo man why you buying that huge ass dildo? I didn’t know you swing like that. "
"Nah bro I'm tryin to do the unicorn on my girl tonight !"
"Niiiiiiice, can I watch?"

The unicorn by MeatBeater69 September 24, 2017

the unexpected eagle 

As you are about to "bust" in your girl, pull out and proceed to do a jump over her while busting and screaming like an eagle. Warning, landing is crucial to succeed

I did the unexpected eagle on my girl last night, now my back hurts because i didn't manage to stick the landing.

the unexpected eagle by Moglisid December 28, 2017

The Ultimate Quenn

What Ugandan Knuckles searches for 24/7

knuckles warrior 1: we must find the ultimate quenn
other knuckles warriors: click click click click click

The Ultimate Quenn by Kytcali7 May 17, 2018