Fried lemon

(n) something God hands to you. Something that should be cherished if gifted to.

Ex: When God hands you fried lemons, eat them

When God hands you fried lemons, eat them

by Ashtonmilo June 12, 2018

ass lemon

A whole lemon that has been surreptitiously infused with liquified human feces.

When life gives you ass lemons, make ass lemonade.

by Fart_Hammer February 27, 2012

Lemon

A type of fanfiction that 11 year olds love to read

Mother- what it that you're reading?
11yo that was once innocent- just a lemon story about a demon butler and a 13 year old boy

by TheGreatPapyrus96 May 16, 2019

Lemon

The opposite effect; reverse jinx

Buddy tried throwing me a lemon to help me out… and it actually worked

by Your Local Football Fan May 9, 2024

Lemon baseball

A game while you throw an unripe lemon at someone and they are supposed to splatter the lemon all over the backyard with the wooden stick

Let's play lemon baseball

by Townerstowners February 17, 2025

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by daddy whigger February 13, 2024

Lemon

A lemon is a yellow object, typically associated with sacrifice. When summoning demons, place lemons around the circle or summoning book.

Sarah won’t like you if you don’t give her some of your lemons!

Don’t worry, Ainsley won’t kill you without lemons.

by Lieutenant.Cinder March 23, 2022