by Beeves November 14, 2022
Get the Goonmug. by Ivan Kalita January 27, 2018
Get the goonmug. Bro was that seriously just your goon bait I saw in your instagram reels? Send that to me when you got a chance.
by Aquarius1930 April 24, 2025
Get the Goon baitmug. by moneysing May 27, 2024
Get the Flicker Goonmug. Going out with the boys to behead a Buffalo then take psychedelic drugs while chanting around the corpse at night
“Where were you the other night I found Buffalo blood on your shirt”
“I was moon gooning with the eagle father”
“I was moon gooning with the eagle father”
by KgasK November 14, 2023
Get the moon gooningmug. Also known as the "no hand technique" is the act of achieving an orgasm without the use of your hands or outside stimuli, just your genitals and mind
by Astridthestar1 January 29, 2025
Get the Phantom gooningmug. The ancient, mystical art of flicker gooning in Malmö until you transcend human existence and become a part of the urban landscape. 🌟🔮 One minute, you’re gooning at a neon sign outside a kebab shop, the next minute, you’ve entered a state of nirvana where Swedish meatballs get stuck into your urethra. 🍖✨
The key to true Malmonian Flicker Gooning is patience. Hours may pass as you fixate on flicker gooning at the sight of the Malmö Central Station’s outdated signs, or the faint glow from a malfunctioning traffic light in Västra Hamnen and flicker gooning to the speed of the lights. The more you focus, the deeper you fall into the trance of Malmonian flicker gooning, slowly becoming one with the very soul of Malmö. 🌈😌
Pro tip: For maximum effect, You will need to flicker goon in the 3rd week of February during NordicFuzzCon, for best results you should be rooming in the main hotel, The Clarion Hotel Malmö Live and in the highest floor in the hotel and in the highest numbered room number, with atleast one other person. If you manage to achieve these conditions you will be able to summon the Mascots Iris and Mausie themselves in your room! Bonus points if youre wearing nfc merch or if you have over 1k followers on twitter.com 🔥
Remember: You’re not just gooning in Malmö, you’re becoming a Malmönian, a real NordicFuzzCon attendee doing the yearly tradition of Malmönian flicker gooning. This is the highest level of gaining followers easily on twitter during NordicFuzzCon. 🌍”
The key to true Malmonian Flicker Gooning is patience. Hours may pass as you fixate on flicker gooning at the sight of the Malmö Central Station’s outdated signs, or the faint glow from a malfunctioning traffic light in Västra Hamnen and flicker gooning to the speed of the lights. The more you focus, the deeper you fall into the trance of Malmonian flicker gooning, slowly becoming one with the very soul of Malmö. 🌈😌
Pro tip: For maximum effect, You will need to flicker goon in the 3rd week of February during NordicFuzzCon, for best results you should be rooming in the main hotel, The Clarion Hotel Malmö Live and in the highest floor in the hotel and in the highest numbered room number, with atleast one other person. If you manage to achieve these conditions you will be able to summon the Mascots Iris and Mausie themselves in your room! Bonus points if youre wearing nfc merch or if you have over 1k followers on twitter.com 🔥
Remember: You’re not just gooning in Malmö, you’re becoming a Malmönian, a real NordicFuzzCon attendee doing the yearly tradition of Malmönian flicker gooning. This is the highest level of gaining followers easily on twitter during NordicFuzzCon. 🌍”
Cree: '' Damn bro I cant wait to go Malmönian Flicker Gooning during NFC this year and gain thousands of twitter followers like popufur Caramel''
by Sweetcario January 16, 2025
Get the Malmönian Flicker Gooningmug.