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lube-eye

when a person who wears contact lenses inserts their contact lenses, in circumstances where they still have lube (usually the expensive engineered lube, which is very difficult to remove, even with vigorous hand washing)on their fingers. that person will often experience "lube-eye", where their vision is a little hazy, and the eye can be senstive.
Man, I love that new lube you bought, but shit if it doesn't give me the worst lube-eye I've ever had.
by lube-eye sufferer July 19, 2011
mugGet the lube-eyemug.

Jwerta Eyes

Rolling one's eyes in response to any inconvenience or requirement for minor exertion, even if to their benefit.
So, I give this guy an ipod for free, but he just gave me Jwerta eyes when he realised it was not charged. Arsehole.
by Pecks December 5, 2012
mugGet the Jwerta Eyesmug.

Eye Floaties

Those little things you see in your eye and when you try to look at it it swims away!

They're really just little particles of stuff that linger on your eye, making you think your hallucinating but it's just dust or little floating objects that collided with your eyeballs.
Man 1: I THINK I JUST SAW A GHOST
Man 2: I didn't see anything.
Man 1: Oh I just had Eye Floaties
by Dinukun August 19, 2009
mugGet the Eye Floatiesmug.

wally eye

You are freaking me out with your wally eye. One of your eyes is doing its own thing.
by The Notorious NMG November 26, 2007
mugGet the wally eyemug.

BITCH-EYE

the look your ex-wife or your ex girlfriend gives you.
that slutwhore Dianne gave me the BITCH-EYE yesterday,made me want to knock her teeth straight.
by j minton August 4, 2008
mugGet the BITCH-EYEmug.

XOR eyes

When you're working through the night on a project, preferably one that deals with circuits, and you can only keep one eye open at a time.
Oh sunny sunrise,
You're a sight for XOR eyes.
by rajington December 30, 2007
mugGet the XOR eyesmug.

Fried Eyes

Huge eyes, that look like Fried Eggs. Very hard to close, and makes people pretend their hard. Very funny to see someone with fried eyes.
1st Person: Wow look at them huge eyes
2nd person: They look like Fried Eggs
1st person: Hehehe FRIED EYES
by Billy LongJohn June 9, 2008
mugGet the Fried Eyesmug.

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