Turd eater

Someone who eats mother fucking turds

God geoefia stokes is such a turd eater

by tillyberry March 3, 2021

thug eater

Someone who likes to swallow a thugs nut.

Jamie: Did you see Sarah over there?
Rodney: Yeah she's a thug eater
Jamie: She can swallow me anyday.

by nothingnowhere September 14, 2020

Moss Eater

A species that resides below the crust of the Earth, which feasts primarily on moss.

"Yo did you hear about the national moss shortage?"
"Yeah, heard the moss eaters caused it. Fuckers."

by loathesomemosseater May 29, 2024

free eater

A person who is not on any sort of diet and eats whatever they want, whenever they want.

"Is Pete a vegetarian?" "No, he's a free eater."

by ashleyboggle April 17, 2021

Pecan tart eaters

Derogatory term for Canadians.

Those damned pecan tart eaters and their prime minister!

by dyjsy January 8, 2014

Eater

A person that consumes endless resources while providing ZERO objective benefit to society, their family, or their social group.

"Fred: Hey Tony, we've been moving equipment ALL DAY by ourselves, when is Tyrone going to contribute?"

"Tony: Tyrone is an Eater, he ain't gonna do shit but sit around, suck up air, and complain."

by Sieggi858 March 17, 2023

eatering

eating

i am eatering

by awertg May 7, 2019