Someone who brings to mind just how hot they are even through text. You are stoked when they text you and quite often flirt with you through text messaging. It's the person who in your presence is eye candy and when they text you can still turn you on.
The act of receiving or sending even simple texts to/from someone who gets you stoked.
The act of receiving or sending even simple texts to/from someone who gets you stoked.
Dan - hey Lisa it was great to meet you. You are so much fun and definitely easy on the eyes. All the guys at the shop agreed you were eye candy. I'm just stoked you texted me today. hearing from you is text candy
by 1 lone monkey June 9, 2015
Get the text candymug. by Nub shaker November 19, 2019
Get the Ladder Textmug. To text a bunch of people before you go out somewhere, so when you get there you'll get a bunch of replies. The goal of this is to appear popular and busy by getting a bunch of "spontaneous" texts when you are out with someone, at school, or anywhere.
Person A: "Wow that girl is popular!"
Person B: "Nah, Didn't ya notice all those texts were within 5 seconds of each other? Definitely a backfired case of pre-text!"
Person B: "Nah, Didn't ya notice all those texts were within 5 seconds of each other? Definitely a backfired case of pre-text!"
by Trampabay December 17, 2009
Get the pre-textmug. by Wet texting December 11, 2016
Get the wet textingmug. Texting someone the same text about 50 times in order to make them think they are popular/ break their phone.
by rodgstar June 16, 2010
Get the Text Blitzkreigmug. 1. When something happens and you feel the need to text someone and tell them about it.
2. When you remember an old joke or some kind of insider, and you text a friend about it.
2. When you remember an old joke or some kind of insider, and you text a friend about it.
Jason: I just thought of the time you got pulled over for going 30 mph over the speed limit, and I was like dang that is so text worthy!
Adam: Haha, that was the scariest moment of my life!
Adam: Haha, that was the scariest moment of my life!
by Tizz Mizzle July 13, 2007
Get the Text worthymug. the inability of a person to censor their text messages after a few glasses of wine. This condition leads to texting the president of the PTA/preacher/grandmother things like "that coke whore ass-pounder" or " crazy motherfucker is trying to see my beaver" and "pussy-ass-dildo-sucker". Generally occurs with the suburban cougar crowd. A person with texting turrets also provides great submissions for TFLN
Cougar 1 "last night i suffered a baaad case of texting turrets"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"
by thepoopadoop October 13, 2010
Get the texting turretsmug.