Emo taco

(noun.)
1. a depressed vagina, usually from excessive or not enough fornication occuring. During fornication, the woman may recite depressing poetry, along with vaginal bleeding. Due to high levels of depression, not seen since Benidict Arnold betrayed America, no orgasm occurs.
2. the act of performing oral sex on a girl during her period. The female's blood is considered to be hot sauce. In lieu of menstration, the man (or woman) performing the oral sex can cut his/her wrist, with blood flowing from the arm onto the partner's pussy.
1. "My bitch has such an emo taco that I have resorted to hiring prostitutes."
2. "I hate giving my bitch an emo taco when she is not having her period. I have to buy condoms and band-aids at the corner store, making me seem more like a creeper."
by runepaladin January 23, 2009
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Taco Bell

A place where people with the IQ of a
pile of rat droppings go to eat.
Not to mention the fact that there ARE
rat droppings in the food.
by person yo-yo August 02, 2003
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Tuna Taco

Her snatch smelled of tuna taco.
by eli gold February 09, 2008
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Dutch Taco

When you're having anal sex with your girlfriend after smoking a joint and as you're just about to cum you pull out, wrap it in a thin waffle, and cram it in your girlfriends mouth while you jizz down the back of her throat.
"Dude, I heard you gave Susan a Dutch Taco last night!"

"Yeah- she brought a bunch of waffles into the bedroom and I couldn't resist!"
by Brett Hamilton April 18, 2009
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Black Taco

(Verb) When one party smears the fecal remains of one's meal onto the vaginal areas of the female after corpulation.
Dude I totally gave shanaynay a black taco last night and now she won't talk to me. =(
by WeedThenWang November 05, 2009
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taco bell

taco bell

Shit in a container
''What the hell is this garbage?''

''Taco Bell''

''Excuse me. I have to go use my bathroom now''
by Your Mom in a bikini July 11, 2006
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