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Casper Swag

When pale gingers or close relatives walk around with too much mojo simply because of their skin or hair color.
Me: Yo man, what you think of that new kid Paul?

Frank: He wouldn't be such a douche if he turned his Casper Swag down a little.

Me: Def agree.
by schmelka May 29, 2011
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Nerd Swag

1.) When someone believes him- or herself to be cool, but in actuality he or she is a nerd.
2.) Someone who is so uncool that they are somehow cool.
3.) Being able to be oneself and deviating from the norm without justification or apology, but being able to pull it off.
1.) Joslyn fancies herself to be all that and a bag of Doritos, but she's such a nerd! She has nerd swag!

2.) It's not that Elijah is a total nerd. He just really knows how to rock that nerd swag.

3.) Joslyn had to call Elijah to tell him about this great new show she watched called Charles in Charge, and when she called him he was watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III on VHS. They have nerd swag.
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Gibson Swag

Having Gibson Swag makes you a lethal weapon to all females. You have a Brave heart and you know what women want... all while being as smooth and sexy as a Gibson guitar.

Caution: Gibson Swag has been known to put women in cardiac arrest... do not use Gibson Swag on women with weak hearts or the elderly.
Guy at bar: Did you see that? He just smiled at her and she took her clothes off.

Girl at bar: That's because he has Gibson Swag! I did the same thing when he walked through the door. His swag is lethal!
by Gibson Swagger April 13, 2012
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Swag Jutsu

Its a Jutsu that makes your swag Level increase by 99. Only the best master can use it and Increase the swag from other persons drastically.
You are captured in the SWAG Jutsu
by Saint Alexandrus March 15, 2021
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Swag Box

The place where you keep your swag off of your body.
EX: I keep my swag in a swag box in the basement.
by BobJonesworthington October 21, 2012
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Swag Grenade

When someone has so much swag that the onlooker feels like they were hit with a grenade of pure swaggage.
Jeff: Hey man, you heard of that mofo Tyler the Creator?
Cliff: Yeah what about him?
Jeff: I saw a pic of him man. Felt like I was hit with a swag grenade!
Cliff: For serious???
Jeff: For definitely.

Christy: Hey you dropped somethin.
Robin: *looks down*
Christy: Your swag!
Robin: That's a lie! That onlooker there took one glance at me and she looked like she was hit with a swag grenade!
Christy: You're right. Forgive me.
by John Enken September 30, 2011
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mad swag

The type of swag that is out of this world. Usually attained by maximum douchebaggery and always includes designer sunglasses often worn indoors
"Yo check that douche bag out in his 2004 infinity rocking those Versace shades, he thinks he's got mad swag"
by FHJ_TO June 25, 2014
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