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SQRL Service Station

Stands for Service, Quality, Relationships, Loyalty. A company that tried, but failed. So they sold it to Indians who fired all of the American employees.
You worked for SQRL Service Station? Damn I'm sorry.
by AintEZbeinMe June 26, 2024
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Low IQ Situation

A set of circumstances one finds himself in that are a direct result of complying with unreasonable demands, hasty decision making, or social pressure. The situation has no upside, and in fact, is a drain on time, creativity, and resources well after the situation has ended.

Fatigue caused by prolonged exposure to low IQ situations transforms unwilling participants into instigators.
He got himself in one too many Low IQ Situations with his ex-girlfriend that eventually he got addicted to drugs to cope and now he can’t even be in a social setting without embarrassing himself.
by saintsundere September 15, 2024
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national end a situationship day

November 25 is national end a situationship day. Boys love to end situationships a month before Christmas. Is it to save money? Who knows?.
“hey we should just be friends i can’t keep doing this”
“is it because it’s national end a situationship day?”
by Lattlelikesloa November 25, 2024
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national end a situationship day

National end a situationship day occurs on November 25. Boys just love to end situationships a month before Christmas. Is it to save money? Who knows.
“We should stay friends, I don’t see this going anywhere”
“I should’ve seen this coming, it’s November 25, National end a situationship day”
by Lattlelikesloa November 25, 2024
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Ala《2|¤łþ+2》Station

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Ala《2|¤łþ+2》Station
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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Olive Garden situation

A slang term for "prolonged periods of unavoidable excessive screen time" named after a meme where someone has far more screen time on the Olive Garden app compared to any other app on his phone
After binge-watching my favorite series all weekend, I definitely found myself in an Olive Garden situation—my screen time report was through the roof!
by Emotional Cruiser February 9, 2026
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