Soft Mussolini

When your dick is soft but you cram it in anyways. More specifically when she's looking for round 2 and you're not yet at attention.

We had just had the best sex of our lives and looking for round 2, she wanted more. I couldn't get hard so I gave her the Soft Mussolini.

by Pollo Testicle March 31, 2022

Soft panted

A term used to describe a male who is too sensitive to wear jeans. These men are usually from jersey.

Kyle from New Jersey is a soft panted sissy.

by Mil House April 1, 2022

Soft No

Another way of saying "Probably not"

Guy 1: Hey, can we stop at the liquor store real quick.
Guy 2: That's a soft no.

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

soft wentz

the softest kid in the mother fucking world

mini mircoSOFT eminem lookin like mother fucker

by Leo Cuomo October 8, 2004

Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.

Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.

by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021

On soft

To be Fresh is to be on soft

Sammy: Omo boss how today go be
Kelvin: e go dey on soft bro

by Softwork January 7, 2021

Soft potatoe

When the penis goes soft during sex, but they keep trying.

My date was going great until he went all soft potatoes.

My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.

by Kay & Bae January 14, 2021